Okay, we exaggerate. Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco will be starring in PEEPSHOW, which is "a topless, burlesque-style performance that is expected to open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino."

Neither Brown nor Monaco will be topless, but the showgirls surrounding them will be. Brown will be "scantily clad, but in a classy way," she says.

Monaco's character in the show will be "Little Bo Peep," a timid and lonely girl who is guided by Brown's character, "Peep Diva."

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